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Here are some quotes that inspire, exist in, or emanate from the world of Broken Saints.

Word is Bond.


I like the stars…it’s the illusion of permanence.
I can pretend that things last...that lives last longer than moments.

Neil Gaiman's Sandman:Brief Lives

 

When the waves are round me breaking,
As I pace the deck alone,
And my eye in vain is seeking
Some green leaf to rest upon;
What would not I give to wander
Where my old companions dwell?
Absence makes the heart grow fonder,
Isle of Beauty, fare thee well! 

John Milton – Paradise Lost

To die, to sleep – to sleep, perchance to dream – ay, there’s the rub.
For in that sleep what dreams may come.

William Shakespeare

 

Be thy intents wicked, or charitable - Thou com’st in such a questionable shape…
That I will speak to thee.

William Shakespeare

 

Every man has his own destiny:  The only imperative is to follow it, to accept it…
…no matter where it leads him.

Henry Miller

 

Seek not the depths of your knowledge with staff or sounding line,
For Self is a sea both boundless and measureless…
And the Soul walks upon all paths.

Kahlil Gibran

 

The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep.
And miles to go before I sleep…
And miles to go before I sleep.

Robert Frost

 

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."

- Lewis Carroll
Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

 

Beauty is truth, truth beauty.
That is all ye know on Earth, and all ye need to know.

 John Keats

 

And in the sweetness of Friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures.
For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed.

Kahlil Gibran

 

"All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy.
That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day."

The Joker in Alan Moore’s The Killing Joke

 

There is no reason to think a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens cannot change the world; indeed, that's the only thing that ever has

Margaret Mead

 

If this life be not a real fight, in which something is eternally gained for the universe by success, it is no better than a game of private theatricals from which one may withdraw at will. But it feels like a real fight.

William James

 

There seems no plan because it's all plan.
There seems no center because it's all center

C.S. Lewis

 

In the last days…a king shall appear…he shall conjure up great plans.  And, when they least expect it, work havoc on many.   He shall challenge even the Prince of princes, and be broken…but not by human hands.

The Book of Daniel

 

The Head Apollo is about to return. St. Sophia is going to be born again. The Buddha is in the park. Siddhartha sleeps, but is going to awaken. The time you have waited for has come.

Horselover Fat in Philip K. Dick’s Valis

 

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other human invention in history…
…with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.

Mitch Ratcliffe

 

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream

Edgar Allen Poe

The human heart refuses to believe in a universe without a purpose.

Immanuel Kant

 

Well, to what dogma do all minds agree?   To the worship of a God, and to honesty.

Voltaire

 

The dearest child of Faith is Miracle. 

Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

 

Neither a man nor a crowd nor a nation can be trusted to act humanely, or to think sanely, under the influence of a great fear.

Bertrand Russell

 

Anyone in the United States today who isn’t paranoid must be crazy. 

Robert Anton Wilson

 

From the midst of the radiant light, the intrinsic sound of Truth will resound like the rumble of a thousand thunderclaps.  Do not fear it!  Do not try to flee!

The Tibetan Book of the Dead

 

But if only the people of the Cities were faithful and conscientious, we would surely have opened for them blessings from Heaven and Earth.   But they repudiated truth as lies, so We took them to task for what they did deserve.

The Koran

 

The Calamity is a day when humankind will be scattered like moths, and the mountains like carded wood...
And what will convey to you what this is?  A raging fire. 

The Koran

 

"Question with boldness even the existence of a God, because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear."

Thomas Jefferson

 

"There is a geography of the soul.  And in that world that exists inside you, you begin with no sense of direction.  God, or the gods, is up.  Earth, the cool mother, is down.  You hang, suspended by a desire for each, between the two.  This is the simplest of all things; all we can know is the stretch." 

Ten Crows the Elder

 

 Through the dark of Futures past, the magician longs to see –
One chants out between two worlds…Fire Walk with Me. 

David Lynch’s Twin Peaks

 

Why should we live with such hurry and waste of life? 
We are determined to be starved before we are hungry.

Henry David Thorough’s Walden

 

Jonathan held in thought an image of the great gull-flocks on the shore of another time, and he knew with practiced ease that he was not bone and feather...but a perfect idea of freedom and flight, limited by nothing at all.

Richard Bach’s Johnathan Livingston Seagull

 

Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster...
and if you gaze into the Abyss, the Abyss gazes also into you.

Nietzche

 

{I decide} to create something.  I turn away from stars that may have burned out aeons ago. I no longer wish to look at them.  I no longer wish to look at dead things. 

Dr Manhattan in Alan Moore’s The Watchmen

 

I've given all I can...it's not enough.  I've given all I can, but we're still on the payroll. 
This is what you get...when you mess with us.

Radiohead’s Karma Police

 

As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light of meaning in the darkness of mere 'being'. 

Carl Jung

 

Ask, and it will be given you;

Seek, and you will find;

Knock, and it will be opened to you.

Luke 11

 

Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief.

Oscar Wilde

 

If God be for us, who can be against us?

Romans 8:31

 

The nature of God is a circle of which the centre is everywhere and the circumference is nowhere.

Anonymous

 

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

Albert Einstein

 

We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.

Blaise Pascal

 

Knowing is not enough;
We must apply.
Willing is not enough;
We must do.

Goethe

 

What lies behind us and what lies before us
are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.

Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

 

Whoever undertakes to judge in the field of truth and knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the Gods.

Albert Einstein

 

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.

Niels Bohr

 

The greatest thing a human being ever does in this world is to see something... to see clearly it's poetry, prophecy and religion, all in one.

John Ruskin

 

The search for truth is more precious than its possession.

Albert Einstein

 

Give sorrow words. The grief that does not speak Whispers the o're-fraught heart, and bids it break.

William Shakespeare {The Tragedy of Macbeth, IV, iii)

 

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; there is where they should be. Now put foundations under them.

Henry David Thoreau

 

Tell me who you love, and I'll tell you who you are.

Creole proverb

 

What ought one to say then as each hardship comes? I was practicing for this, I was training for this.

Epictetus

 

This memory brightens o'er the past; as when the sun, concealed; behind some cloud that near us hangs; shines on a distant field.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

 


I die without you. Little gasps and lurchings. A trembling in the heart of it. And when the blackness sweeps across my hidden sun, I am forever eclipsed.

Anonymous Saint

 

All great truths begin as blasphemies.

George Bernard Shaw

 

The philosophers have only interpreted the world in different ways; the point is to change it.

Karl Marx

 

Of all the frictional resistances, the one that most retards human movement is ignorance.

Nicola Tesla

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you are embarking
on a strange and sacred quest
summon your patience


Please turn off your lights
And unplug your telephones
it's time for a trip...

do not be deceived
by kind words and hollow praise
decide for yourselves

the recognition
is not what's most important.
the WORK is what counts

Chapter 1

Beginnings are hard
all paths lead into darkness
plant your foot firmly.

The way of the Fist
is both fierce and compelling
ruled by Hate and Lust.

Take care with young hearts
they tend to love more boldly
fire burns in their veins.

Do you know my soul?
Did we meet in a star's womb
or dance with the wind?

Chapter 2

Hammer and Anvil
The tools of the fighting man
Not of the Thinker.

In the realms Unseen
Lives are cruelly governed
By Zeroes and Ones.

The Beast has glass teeth
And eyes made of circuitry.
It calls cities 'home'.

Chapter 4

Silent and profound
The true End of living things
As God's eyes open.

A star fell between
Yesterday and Forever
The day we first spoke.

True love opens wounds
Emotion can strangle you...
But fear destroys all.

Chapter 5

The waves crash and cull
the shorelines of Existence.
I am made of Sand.

Stirring from deep sleep
to find my dreams followed me
to this waking place

Seeds spilled from Heaven,
burrowing into the Earth.
Soon the Sprouting starts.

Whispers in darkness
Memories of lives gone by?
Or foreshadowing?

Chapter 6

The desert will weep
as the sands melt and make glass,
and then you will see

Blood begets more blood.
that is the ancient knowledge
we ignore today

the piercing darkness -
the shadows that chill the soul -
the world needs more light.

Breathing more deeply
to feel alive and fulfilled.
It is that simple.

Follow your instincts
for they will not betray you
or lead you astray.

Chemical twilight
and the dawn of surrender...
I know of these things.

Long and winding roads
through green and verdant valleys
are mirrors for Life.

To make a new friend -
It is a question of taste -
Can I stomach them?

Wisdom can be found
in the strangest of places.
You need only LOOK.

Chapter 7

Unable to breathe.
Unable to even think.
Slave to my body.

Seek in the darkness.
Blaze a path through to morning.
This is my new quest.

Living within Mind
will rob you all of true Joy...
and jail you with Ghosts.

Chapter 8

The waves are breaking
and the sand is soft and warm.
It is paradise.

There are murmurings
of an ancient knowledge lost -
a true Golden Age.

Will the flames clean you -
Wash away all of your sins -
Or will you be burned?

Where are memories -
Are they only in our heads -
or twinkling in stars?

Chapter 9

Bewildered.  Breathless.
A bird...weightless in the sky.
Will I ever fall?

The embarassments
of our everyday lives
are soon forgotten.

And so we descend
Into the fiery Pit.
Alone and in Woe.

Fragments of the Truth
Can finally be revealed.
But what happens next?

Chapter 10

Lost in a new  land
And the strangeness overwhelms.
You must ground yourself.

They fear the foreign -
the rituals from afar -
they seem unholy.

Streets aren't for fighting.
Manmade pathways from the hub -
Reaching out like veins.

Sly grins and warm eyes
Suggestive words and posture.
The signs of a flirt.

Protect what is yours.
But do not imprison it.
That is a great crime.

 Pay heed to Wisdom
In the books of the deceased -
The Fallen know things.

Chapter 11

Generations lost
but old knowledge uncovered
the seed is within

What was once buried
now rises to the surface
wearing ugly skin

succumb to the peace
surrender to the water
drown in your content

The lust for revenge
is unquenchable unless
one learns to forgive

Chapter 12

what is family?
these bonds not only of blood
but of memories

can imprisonment
shackle the human spirit
and wither one's faith?

steer this chariot
and heed the consequences
of moving power

so many secrets
but how many are buried
right in front of us?

Chapter 13

Memories displaced
on the path of Forgetting
stale, tiny bread crumbs

a useless struggle
for the Soul is held tightly
in its container

faced with a grim choice
that leads into the Unknown
but it could be Fate

numeric master
King of the invisible
but still so empty

Chapter 14

As the snow drifts down
Flakes gather on our shoulders
And then the breath slows

The philanthropist
Gives of his wealth and his time
But what of his heart?

All gifts are curses
Given with expectations
You are bound to them

The mind stays empty
When it’s free of attachment
But also lonely

The streets are teeming
With the weary and hopeless
Can we do nothing?

Victims are children
With Suffering for fathers
And Fear for mothers

 Look everywhere
And you are sure to see them
The Signs of the End

Imprison your rage
And it is sure to break free
And poison your soul

Life is a chess game
We are all pawns to the King
To be sacrificed

It is a dark day
When duty rules over love
For one’s family

Look beneath the face
Of the one you would call ‘foe’
Perhaps an ally?

 Helpless in its wake
Deafened by the blaring horns
Shivering with fear.

Chapter 15

Lost on the water
Drifting across the seascape
Searching for a Home

When you hear the birds
Know the angels are watching
They bring a warning

Stubbornness and Guilt
These things will gnaw at your soul
And leave you empty

Pierce through the Body
Into the Eye of the Storm
Where the Truth awaits

Chapter 16

You try to forget
but like sharp pains still stabbing
the memory lives

Swallowing it all
saturated by cold salt
mummified at sea

If you look above
the Sun will try to blind you
and you will thank it

In this Hopelessness
the dream continues to live
you can't deny it

All light is not good
it is easy to mistake
a glow as haven

The vision returns
we are forced to relive it
to know its purpose

With every step
your purpose becomes defined
driven wanderer

Foolish charity
not all who need will welcome
your kind advances

Chapter 17

Lifted from the sea
And placed on a gilded perch
Treasured little bird

Can you summon sleep...
Will Morpheus hear your call
And give you some rest?

And the cave opens
The stench spills into the air
Death waits on the wind.

Scourge of green metal
Swords clanging boldly...proudly
Crushers of Nations.

Another costume
Another mask to put on
Hiding in yourself

We all seek refuge
Within the hearts and the homes
Of those that love us

Know what is given
Witness what is sacrificed
It is all for you

As the banshee wails
You cringe from the memory
Of your impotence

Chapter 18

The games that are played
Mirror our savage natures
Man seems meant for war

Surging with power
The control is in my hands
Just plug in the stick

Crossing the highway
Opening another door
Into the future

What is told to you
The secrets you have learned here
Your job is to share


Torn between pages
Folded carbon and newsprint
Bringer of the lies

The quiet stranger
Who tends to your basic needs
May know so much more

The dirt on the walls
Mingles with the street's spirit
It makes poetry

It rests at your feet
Abandoned like some old pet
Or somebody's shoe


There were once Titans
Who walked the face of the Earth
The mountains trembled

The stones shall taste fire
Will the fierce flames be smothered
Or the rocks melted?

It is time to choose
Between your own impotence
And your Godliness

Hulking in the sky
Speaking volumes without words
It is destiny

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Chapter 21

Chapter 22

Faster and faster
Swirling in the multitude
Sinking in the dark

Woe to the Chosen
For great trials have been set
Their outcome unknown

Hanging in the air
Palpable and saddening
The stench of decay

Raise a glass, dear friends
Let us drink to the Last Days
A toast to the End

It lives in the sky
A cold and angry cyclops
A tireless watcher

What did you consume
That brings you closer to death
And the Great Stillness?

They scream in the mind
Loosened from forgotten chains
To wreak new havoc

We stand on the stage
But when the curtain opens
God hides behind it

There is no choice left
But to take the pieces and
Put them together

In the morning light
Cast the longest of shadows
And then follow it

Pictures and blueprints
Schemes and symbols and old codes
Thin revelations

The flicker of hope
Has been snuffed by the Chosen
It is extinguished

Chapter 23

Chapter 24